A question so obvious it became a movement. The people held the app, held the bags, held the line. Now the people hold the name.
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One wojak. Two pepes. Three fur hats. One unanswered question.
Every army has a name. Diamond hands have a name. Apes have a name. But the millions who held through halts, memes and margin calls on the green feather app? Nameless. Until now. HOODiers is the name the people gave themselves.
Three soldiers of the feather stand shoulder to shoulder: the stone-faced wojak who never sold, flanked by two loyal pepes who never left. Fur hats on. Medals earned. Morale eternal.
No promises. No roadmap theatrics. Just a ticker, a uniform, and a single directive passed down the ranks: hold the line, comrade.
Four steps between you and the uniform.
Download MetaMask or your wallet of choice. This is your service rifle. Keep the seed phrase like a state secret.
Buy ETH on any exchange and march it to your wallet. Rations for the journey ahead.
Report to Uniswap, paste the $HOODiers contract, set slippage, and execute the order.
Open Uniswap
Congratulations, comrade. Put on the fur hat. You are now, officially, a HOODier.
Watch the front line in real time.
Open on DexScreener
The flag is raised. The comrades are waiting. Fall in, HOODier.